The Christmas season has officially blasted off! Forget the sleigh—this year, Santa is riding a rocket, and it’s not just any Santa; it’s the mischievous Poop Santa! Dressed in a classic red suit and grinning ear to ear, he soars through a snowy winter sky with a fleet of reindeer flying in tight formation behind him. The reindeer look just as chaotic as the scene itself, adding to the hilarious holiday mayhem. With snowy hills below and a crisp blue sky, this design perfectly captures the spirit of Christmas gone wild. Whether you’re attending a holiday party or looking for the ultimate gag gift, this shirt is a surefire way to spread laughter and a unique twist on festive cheer.

Not only does this shirt pack a punch of humor, but it’s also designed with care for the planet. Made from 100% sustainable and ethical cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and ideal for all-day comfort. The classic fit, tear-away label, and comfy crew neckline make it perfect for any holiday occasion, whether you’re celebrating with family or lounging by the fire. Show off your sense of humor while staying eco-conscious this holiday season. With this shirt, you can embrace the festive chaos in style and comfort while making a positive impact!

This official TurdLabs.com unisex heavy cotton tee offers the following benefits:

• Helps feed the hungry: We donate 20% of our profits to charity.
• Comfort & Looks: Neat, timeless look with ultimate comfort: Classic, comfy, relaxed fit, crew neckline.
• Year-round comfort: Made from comfortable & durable medium weight 100% US cotton, (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
• Scratch-free, itch-free experience: Tear-away label, no side seams.
• Shoulder Tape: Covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Sustainable & Fair: Supports sustainable farming and fair labor conditions: 100% US cotton, ethically grown and harvested.
• Assured quality and safety: Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex certified.

At TurdLabs.com, we’re always inventing funny sh!t—literally! Our mission is to spread joy and laughter with our unique, high-quality products. From shirts and mugs to stickers, hats, prints and more, we’ve got something for everyone who appreciates a warped sense of humor. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or searching for the perfect quirky gift, our designs are guaranteed to bring a smile and a little extra charm to your day.
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